Funny Shrimp Greeting Card
Funny Shrimp Greeting Card
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Our Dear Alchemy, Collection features curious and petite greeting cards with die-cut interactive elements.
Devein the shrimp for a shitty compliment.
Front copy: You’re the shit
Fits inside 5″ L x 3.5″ W mailable envelope
Printed in full color and finished with pull-strip reveal. • Powder blue envelope with printed pattern
Shipping
Shipping
We highly recommend upgrading your shipping to NEXT DAY AIR w/ signature capture to minimize shipping delays and/or prolong exposure to cold/heat.
Add a HEAT PACK during colder months as needed.
Some orders may take longer to ship as we monitor each plant to ensure they are well prepped to ship.
Returns
Returns
Our customers love our plants and seldom return them. However, we'll be happy to help if you find our products below expectations.
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